How would the media handle the end of the world?
USA Today: WE’RE DEAD!
Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World End
The Hill: Congress Passes Armageddon Postponement Legislation
National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, Together Again
Inc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse
Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour
Sports Illustrated: Game Over.
Playboy: Girls of the Apocalypse
Field & Stream: All Deer Go To Heaven
Cosmopolitan: Look Heavenly in the Afterlife – A Product Guide
Lady’s Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with the “Armageddon” Diet!
GamePro Magazine: Cheat Codes to Sneak Your Console into the Afterlife
TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!
Fitness Magazine: Bulk up before you go down
TMZ: Britney and K-Fed Back Together – Will It Last?
Travel & Leisure: HEAVEN – Where the roads are paved in gold
Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?
Tiger Beat: Band of Angels – The Latest Boy Band Craze
Gourmet Magazine: For a Preview of Heaven, Try This Port Wine Reduction Recipe